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ahnaf abrar

what do you think my name is

yeah people dont get it they assume its ahnaf

i really havent

i have read not even 1 book

no like which do people call me

sorry i am texting like a slav

yeah

bro i read nothing in my life

isaac newton

i was tempted to lie about my name

magnetises a pin

i guess imagine a multimedia obsidian or notion that behaves according to some insane arcane rules that you can't ever really determine

like magnets

the only things i have read are just excerpts and 1 dialogue by plato fully and mcluhan's medium is the massage but it cannot be considered a book

ahnaf is it worth reading all those books

which magnetises chains of pins

i love it here


The slug lives in my bathroom. I only see it in the early hours of the morning, when I'm not quite right.

Actual born-Londoners aren't LARPing like this, they sold their shite family home for a million pounds and moved to Malaga years ago. They have their culture and they've taken it elsewhere.

December 2025

I imagine that some lab-grown 29-year-old from Woking with a mind honed to identify individuals who fit the profile of Real Londoner (as conceived of by 50 opinion-polled racist builders and their wives in the Midlands) picks a stubborn local who can still somehow afford to live here and passes him along to some creative studio.


it holds me to something (you, now). I love editing!

lol

thank you

I know that if I try to make this entry any more than it is I will ruin it.

It's loud and he's gone deaf in one ear, so I don't think he's really hearing anything I'm trying to say. We're both pretty drunk too. It's making for a kind of surreal interactive Business Insider YouTube video of a conversation. He talks, waits for my response, sees my mouth moving but doesn't hear my words, then he imagines something in their place, and replies to that. At least I don't really have to do anything but drink and mime and listen to a lot of bullshit fake gangster talk, being an actor, boxing, the old days, blah blah blah.

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hello reader,

you know who you are. no more time, not like

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. way too specific.