"I'm only attracted to you", he replies. "Like, you only."

IWGD

not so on: yvf(wthw)

The only real Londoner remaining is old, bitter, kept around for entertainment, defined by tropes from 30+ years ago. They play gangsters in films, or they work in a pie and mash shop, or they go on Business Insider's YouTube channel to tell you about their crimes. And they somehow still find the time to spend all day hanging about cafes and pubs for you to bump into, to remind you of Real London.

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thank you

kind of mythopoesis

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"Put a blanket."

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or never left

somewhere between instagram and chatgpt

i guess imagine a multimedia obsidian or notion that behaves according to some insane arcane rules that you can't ever really determine

Actual born-Londoners aren't LARPing like this, they sold their shite family home for a million pounds and moved to Malaga years ago. They have their culture and they've taken it elsewhere.