I imagine that some lab-grown 29-year-old from Woking with a mind honed to identify individuals who fit the profile of Real Londoner (as conceived of by 50 opinion-polled racist builders and their wives in the Midlands) picks a stubborn local who can still somehow afford to live here and passes him along to some creative studio.
like people can read 100 books and still not have the fire within them
i was tempted to lie about my name
yeah people dont get it they assume its ahnaf
and the fake qualifier
was it worth it