feel you

i did until you asked which kind of gave it away

stalgivc is the greatest poster of all time

yeah

that looks like my instagram account

ion

Today I felt like starting

yeah people dont get it they assume its ahnaf

and so on. not wanting the rhyming / clanging

The slug lives in my bathroom. I only see it in the early hours of the morning, when I'm not quite right.

i hope ai fixes this with the cessation of interfaces and walls

this will be about a slug

Better Lift

no like which do people call me

yeah

Better Lift

i was tempted to lie about my name

I'm getting bored and he can tell, so he shifts the topic towards me. He tells me he'd spotted me chatting to a girl earlier, a black girl, and asks what I thought of her, if I liked her. I mimed affirmatively.

Worse Lift

He was cast as the guy who gets picked up and thrown out of the poker game to set the scene before the main characters arrive. Out of Real London and into real London, a discarded prop, at this party, chatting to me.

not their contents

a lot of what i've been doing has been some imaginary screenshot or recording of his website, something that could be found within it

all that is to say

I'm in a crowded lift and a girl I've never met tells me she thinks she might love me.
The lift won't stop at any floor, and I can't talk in front of all these people.

Slug

A procession forms behind the French Raj and his fireworks bearer as they head out the door. I've lost my Korean colleague / fresh meat in the chaos. I'm sure he'll be able to fend for himself. They have mandatory military service in Korea.