I imagine that some lab-grown 29-year-old from Woking with a mind honed to identify individuals who fit the profile of Real Londoner (as conceived of by 50 opinion-polled racist builders and their wives in the Midlands) picks a stubborn local who can still somehow afford to live here and passes him along to some creative studio.

okay im going very rogue and very inarticulate

so at the end

is this you as well

all that is to say

i am quite confused, not quite getting the idea of it