The only real Londoner remaining is
old, bitter, kept around
for entertainment, defined by tropes from 30+ years ago. They play gangsters
in films, or they work in a pie and mash shop, or they go on Business Insider's YouTube channel to tell you about
their crimes.
And they somehow still find the time to spend all day hanging about cafes and pubs for you to bump into, to remind you of Real London.